CAPTION GAME ARCHIVES: FEBRUARY & MARCH 2006

ENTRIES
Becky, UK
Piper: Okay, hold on to the frame, and I'll be fine. Just a few deep breaths. *breathes* Okay. That is the last time I change that kids nappy!
Kimmy, Canada
Piper: How am I supposed to tell Leo that Wyatt just vanquished Chris??
Cody, USA
Piper: Well this bites. Not only can I not see, but now I am responsible for cleaning up the manor?
James, Australia
Piper's Thoughts: That's just great! I've frozen myself!
Amber, USA
Piper: Okay, this is great, this is just great. I can't hear Phoebe, Paige is a mute, and someone just got vanquished, and I don't know who the hell it was.
Leanne, USA
Piper: Ok, Wyatt needs Leo right now, not to mention that I need my god forsaken husband... maybe I'll trip over this toy and call him to heal my booboo...
Nae, Australia
Piper: (Sees Cole and Pheobe Kissing Again) Okay... VOMIT!
Diana, USA
Piper: Oh no... I shouldn't have had those beans for lunch!
Rhiannon, UK
Piper: Oh this is not my day... I'm blind and oh not to mention the fact leo's abandoned me. SOMEONE GET ME AN ASPRIN!!
Laura, Australia
Piper: Dude... Check it Out... I'm as Liiiiiiiight as a Feather!!!
Chris, Barry
Piper: Should I pick that clown up or should I leave it there? Leo, honey, help me choose!
ThElder, UK
Piper Thinks: Holy moley I never knew I could do such a great scarecrow impression. I would like to see Worzal Gummage top that!
Sam, UK
Piper: oh my god i think i will get pheobe to deal with that!!!!
Emma, USA
Piper: Wyatt, sweetie, orb your little butt in here now or I'll...
(Trips and falls over toy)
Great! We still have to try to vanquish these demons and my sisters and I can't understand each other, I just fell, and may have broken something, and my son is taking advantage of the fact I'm blind. This day just keeps getting better and better!
Alyssa, USA
Piper: Don't worry. It will be alright. Just tell them that Leo ACCIDENTLY tripped and fell out the window after he said he was going to leave me.
Laurence, UK
Chris: (Crying)
Piper: (Walks out of the room)
Leo: (Orbs him to magic school)
Piper: Have I gone deaf?
Daniel, UK
Piper: Okay, I've gotta change that rug!
Ivan, Slovenia
Piper: Hi!
Phoebe: Piper come and help me!!!
Piper: *Thinking* Hmm, all that booze and no demon ass-kicking has... has... haaaaaaaa... *Falls asleep*
Ann, USA
Piper: This isn't good. I am blind, and I just kissed a guy who I thought was Leo. He sounded a lot like Cole...
Malin, Norway
Piper: I can say Wyatt's poop doesn't smell good! Leo!
Hannah, UAE
Piper: Wheee!!! Round and round the merry... ooohh... merry... merry... uhhh... merry... Ok *Stumbles* I soo do not feel merry right now!
Conor, UK
Piper: I'd better find Phoebe and Paige and find out a way to fix this!
Aleisha, Scotland
Piper: Oops tipsy again (giggling). Better not let anyone see.
Nick, UK
Piper Thinking: Great! I'm blind, Phoebe's deaf and Paige can't talk... Oh well, at least I can still sing "Im a little teapot" with all the actions too!
Stephanie, Texas
Piper Thinking: Oh my God! Cole is back from the dead! Time for some pepto bismol!
Sammy, London
Piper: DAMN! Next time I am not spiking Wyatt's milk!
HMC Fan, Holland
Piper: Wow. I shouldn't have drank that much yesterday!
Jaide, UK
(Piper sees Paige, Leo and Phoebe on the floor).
Piper: What the..?
(Zankou walks out of the bathroom).
Piper: You... You killed them!
Sarah, USA
Piper: Wyatt!! Orb in here right now or you're going down!!
Hana, USA
(Walking out of the bathroom with an astonished look on her face)
Piper: Oh my God did Leo just put down the seat!?
Alyssa, USA
Piper: Oh my God Phoebe. I think I just had a vision.
(Phoebe has an astonished look on her face)
Georgia, Australia
Piper Thinking: Great some monkey has blinded me, made Phoebe deaf and Paige can't speak! How am I going to change Wyatt's nappie or even get down the stairs without breaking my neck!
Shannon, UK
Piper: Woah... this house is old. (Ten mins later) LEO! Leo! Oh, Leo couldn't you be dead at another time like when the walls aren't collapsing? (5 minutes later) Yep... Leo, you know, I could really use your help about now!
Mark, UK
Piper:I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing! (She says swnging her arms.)
Annalise, UK
Piper: Woah... I think I need to call my shrink, the walls are moving.
Toy: You bet you do (Maniac laughs).
Charlotte, UK
Pipers tap dancing lessons were just money down the drain.
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