CAPTION GAME ARCHIVES: OCTOBER 2005


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ENTRIES
Amber, North Carolina
Pheobe: Um... Hi, you probably didn't notice but I saw you on the elevator the other day and I was...
Man: (Ignoring Pheobe) Oh my God... I remember where I put my other sock now.
Gary, Scotland
Phoebe: Wow! My powers are growing! I can levitate other objects.
Dex: Powers?
Phoebe: Erm... I mean... Oh God!
Michelle, South Australia
Phoebe: Sorry... *trying to contain her laughter*
Dex: Huh? Are you making fun of my art work?!
Phoebe: Uh *chuckles* Gotta go! See ya! *leaves in a hurry* You gotta be kidding me.....!
Ashley, Florida
Pheobe: Dex, I'm not really dead.
Dex: I so glad to hear that.
(In the background)
Piper: Pheobe, stop playing around with allusions and get back to work.
Pheobe: Dammit, Piper you ruin everything.
Becky, UK
Phoebe: So, um, this is your work huh?
Dex: Yeah, I know it's not brilliant but I feel that as an artist I need to express himself in unexplainable ways. Y'no, get it all out.
Phoebe: Well if you ever need any help... getting it out... um, call me. *smiles and strokes his arm before walking out*
Laura, UK
Phoebe: You ARE aware of the floating shapes round here...right?
Dex: yer, they're sorta intentional you'no.....artwork?
Phoebe: OOOOH...... great..... very... erm....
Dex: clever? artistic? a display of finely crafted metallic substances?
Phoebe: Er, well yer but i was thinking more along the lines of frozen triangles in my goddam way!!....wait was Piper here?!
Brittany, Georgia
Dex: You are the most beautiful lady I have ever layed my eyes on.
Pheobe: *Smiles* Yeah, and you look like Jason Lewis from "Sex and the city".
Ivan, Slovena
Phoebe: I love you Dex.
Dex: Ok, lady, look, what's your name again
Phoebe: Phoebe.
Dex: Ok, Phoebe I'm here to show my work... Bye.*runs away*
Hollie, Georgia
Pheobe: So this is your art work huh?
Dex: Yeah, do you like it?
Pheobe: *looks around trying to avoid eye contact* Um, I think I hear my cousin calling me. Got to go. *Runs out of the room*
Dex: Okay see you later then.
Dex: Wait a second your cousin isn't even near here. *Runs after Pheobe*
Katie, England
Phoebe: Oh my god, you're so brave!
Dex: I don't understand
Phoebe: Shapes are atacking you. Hold on I'll save you *destroys art work*
Dex: Why aren't you blond, you freak!
Krustibul, UK
Phoebe's new power of levitating objects came in handy whenever some random guy moved in for the kill.
Candice, Georgia
Dex: Are you alright?
Pheobe: Oh....yeah, I'm fine, I just had a premonition that you were going to be killed.
Dex: WHAT?
Pheobe: Oh! Um....... I meant to say that I'm a with and I just had a premonition of you dying.
Dex: What are you talking about?
Pheobe: *smiles nervously* Could you excuse me, I think I need to have a talk with my sister about casting truth spells.*Runs angrily"
Dex: *Very very confused*
Jaide, Congleton
Phoebe: Look Dex about...
Dex: Oh my God...
Phoebe: What?
Dex: You have a huge zit on your forehead.
Phoebe: Oh.....(Screams and runs away)
Emma, South Carolina
Dex: Phoebe will you marry me?
Phoebe: You're asking me to marry you in front of a lot of metal? **laughs**
Dex: Is that a yes or a no?
Phoebe: It's a yes
Gabrielle, Alberta
Phoebe: Wow! That looks kinda heavy. Is it just me or is it hot in here?
Dex: Yeah, it's hot in here and all the heat's coming from your breath *pulls out a mint*
Mehmet, UK
Dex: This is a....
Phoebe: Sorry I gotta go
Dex: But...
Phoebe: It's an emergency can't explain
Dex: I have to ask...
Phoebe: The pile of metal is great. Love you bye (runs out of the room)
Ben, Nevada
Dex: With this equipment, I receive messages from beyond...
Phoebe: Really? Anything interesting?
Dex: Well, Shannen Doherty keeps yelling, 'Die, Alyssa, DIE!'
Vincent, Canada
Phoebe: Oh my god
Dex: What, don't you love it?
Phoebe: No, not really, it looks like something my grandma would wear
Haley, Washington State
Phoebe: God, is this your work?
Dex: Yeah, beautiful, isn't it?
Phoebe: No, it's ugly
Dex: What? You know what? I think Paige is definitely more beautiful than you!!
Phoebe: So, what?
Dex: And you look ugly with that flower on your head!
Stolen, Australia
Dex: Phoebe, I have some bad news.
Phoebe: Wait, let me guess.... You're gay.
Dex: How did you know?
Phoebe: I had a premonition. You were trying on my bra, you perve!
Dan, UK
Pheobe: These dressing room mirrors always make you look so different than your mirror at home!
Ali, Netherlands
Dex: Hi
Phoebe: Hi
Dex: Wanna go shopping?
Phoebe: Huh? Why?
Dex: I am craving for new clothes, so please help me?
Phoebe: My God you are such a glamourdoll. That is so gay! (Goes away)
Dex: Maybe, I'm luring on guys for some time now.
ThElder, England
Dex: Hi Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello. Why are you smiling?
Dex: (Passes Phoebe a kinky outfit) I've just created a new pleasure machine.
Phoebe: EEW! If this is how my baby is going to be created, forget it mister! (Walks away).
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